OMG I M being such a swagger! I didn’t know shopping online could actually be that “TIRING!” hmmm...

I was shopping for some sexy undies on the VS web because TIMTUM managed to seduce me into buying it! YEAH a true sucker for VS sexy lingerie, INDEED! NO doubts about that! I bet u must be wondering wtf is TIMTUM! Oh well , TIMTUM is none other thannnnnnn my lit cousin! HAHA.

Well, now u must be wondering... Why am i even calling her that! Like URGh... it is such an aweful name. Like “GET LOST!! GET LOST! U TIM TUM”!! I don’t know why but TIM TUM sounds like a GIANT MONSTER!!! TUM sounds LIKE PUM, DUM,GUM,HUM,PUM,FUM,LUM,YUM.... and lists goes on and on with whatever alphabets comes along.

“GRRRR!! I AM COMING TO GET YOU!! RUN RUN RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN! I SHALL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW UR THUMB AWAY! “

Hmmm..nice ! Maybe i should start writing a fairy tale?.. Nah.. ..on second thought maybe a ghastly tale to frightened lit kids would be a breakthrough of the century!
Oh fuck.. I am diverging from my main agenda for today. Okay enough of you TIM TUM! Let’s move on to my sexy undies. GRRRR... Fuck.. i didn’t get most of the stuffs that i saw online because the panties were selling like hotcakes! Every second counts! Just like ur hair on ur pussy!! If u get what i mean?!

I didn’t even manage to get the “Heartbreaker “and “no chance” undies!!! ARGH they were so HOT! orgasmic man. I bet u would want it too! So i guess i ended up with NOT-SO –HOT undies...HMM...oh well, this is life... But, guess what? I am still happy with my purchase! Tee hee.

U know sometimes life can be a bitch.. Just when ur feeling really happy.. The table starts turning again. JUST when i got all my items that i wanted to buy... TIM TUM ruin it all! SHE roarrrrrr and said “ Magic.. i am sorry , but.... but...but... the discount only applies to USA and not international!!!!”

HMMMMM.....coooolshit! I was so tired and flabbergasted that i couldn’t be bothered and went on with the purchase. Finally, the bill= US130 which is about 65 bucks each... argh.. Whatever... Girls just wanna have fun!!

Although, TimTum made a mistake. But ,Magic still love her.

I love you timtum!


THE END! =o)


PS: Dont Crush me when u see this post! Tee hee.
*Oh! And i really do wanna be an author!
*TimTum shall be my first character introduce to thissss world! CHEERS!
*Opps! I forgot about magic.. Yeah she ‘s together with TIMTUm forever! AND EVER!

I dont know. But, i guess i am really behind time/out-dated/uncool/out of style or simply couldnt be bothered when it comes to abbreviation or what others used to called it the "Internet Slang." For example: LOL which means "Laugh out loud." All right, this is easy.No kick huh? I bet even a 3 year old kid would probably be able to decipher it now. teehee. Shame on you if u cant! =0)

Yeah, LOL is easy peasy.All right, here are some of the no brainer ones.They are:
-TY
-AFK
-LMAO
-ROFL
-BRB
-AFK

So can you guess what they means? I am sure you do! GOOD JOB!
Anyway here's a secret i just realise that LMAO is not equal to lame But laughing my ass off!
Oh fuck! I am seriously bad at this.

In fact, i have always wondered what does TTYL really means?
Here's an example in a msn mgs:
gracey: wtf are u doing man?
dickhead:fucking?
gracey: HUH serious?
Dickhead: anyway TTYL. =)

And the conversation went dead. Hmm .. and i always ponder, wtf? Dont you even say a BYE at least or a BRB?


And so i went to do a mini research on wtf is TTYL?
Basically it means just means Talk to YOU LATER!! CRAP! SHIT!

SO fuck you guys STOP USING the INTERNET SLANG on ME! ARGH! I am seriously a noob.OR at least give me the answer to whatever abbrevation ur gonna use. LIKE MF = MOTHER FUCKER! And pls type it out! Thanks.. i mean TY! Ur help is greatly appreciated, indeed!

Hmmm...but try me. I bet u dont even know the meaning of these WORDS! ANd they are:
-HUM
-FUM
-DUM
-YUM
- I have a PHD

Happy guessing. I shall reveal the answer at the end of this entry.. PLease dont cheat!
Get ur pen and paper n write the ans down! U have 20 secs! AND UR time starts NOW!
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GREAT! Your 20 sec is UP!


All right here are the ans to my qns!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!! All right i am tired of typing! AND here are ANS

-HUM = Had ur meal?

-FUM = Fuck ur mother!

-DUM = Well it's nth really! It just means ur DUMB but i thought Dum would sound cuter and less offensive? LOL!

-YUM = This is chicken! YUM just means YUMMY! Gotcha! COME HIT ME!!!

Finally,
-I have a PHD = I have a "pretty huge dick!!!"

See what i mean. Internet slang and the whole lot of trashy words. Yeah its fun but irritating at times. ALL rightey, thats all folks. NIGHT!

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city (Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I aint coming back
Im talkin' bout - pedicures on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite cd's
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

[CHORUS]
Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh


Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
Im talkin' bout - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryna touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us -

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Ima fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

No, the party dont start till I walk in

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Dont stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

All right..  Just another drinking spree on coffee and whatever that keeps me alive for this week! OMG this is soo soo tiring. I bet it's X10 worse in singapore. Poor kids.
Anyway i am practically relying on my cuppa to keep me awake that i couldnt fall asleep! WHich is equally bad  when i need my sleep the most at the fucking wrong timing! But hey look at the bright side, coffee keeps me away from liver problems. At least that was what "they" said. SO how do we know if they are telling the truth? Hmmm... How about conducting a hypothesis testing to test the claim? LOL yeahhh  NERD... hey stats is useful man. all right all right..
I dont know. I am just bored and lamenting on how pathetic i am that i have to get back to study once i competed this post.. Which is so not cool. And come on i need incentives to keep me going. How about you ,BD? Just a smile wld do the trick?

All right. gtg BYEE..

OMG! I cant believe i will miss living here.Going back to sg in a matter of time. In fact at the wrong time where all my friends are busy with school and exams. Hmmmmmm.... so what am i gonna do when i get back? Beats me.The only thing i miss is shopping in sg ALONE! Yes i love to shop alone!

I cant wait for the amusement in sentosa to be completed.OMg there is like this dual 360 degrees rollar coaster.Apparently, it;s like the first to be built and fuck it;s in SG man ! Coolshit!

Anyway,the last law tute was really interesting and fun! Yes i cant believe i am beginning to love law. It is really useful and applicable to our daily life. I will miss the people in my tute though we dont really know each other but it's fate that brought us together.  AND YES i know u guys cant wait for me to SCREAM how much i will miss BD! YES i will in a way. shucks.

Exams are a week from now.

SO let me create a list of things i will miss:
1. REID library  (oh it is not in order.. so i am just practically typing what my brains is churning)
2.Stomach growling
3.mocking at the ROAR of people's stomach
4.The lawn
5. The food at broadway?
6.The friends i made
7.The weather
8.The freedom
9.The easiness
10.The fucked up lecturers
11.MILO made in aussie
12.Indo MEE
13.THE CHICKEN i cooked? (LOL) i eat this for every meal without fail! IT's a signature dish.
14.Lastly, BD! Oh shut up! I know what u people are thinking! Cut that crap!

All right this is my list for NOW.
Saw this advert on the Nike human race 10km? in sg.. I was thinking if i shld joined? But i dont knw the date? Moreover, i doubt i am as fit as i used to be. Since i have not been active for a few months. My only source of exertions would probably be the housework, marketing and carrying my fucking heavy bag to school? That is enough to kill. Going back to sg to tone up again. In fact i have lotsof stuffs to do in sg when i get back! AHHH!

Hmmmmm.. time to sleep. It's gonna be a goodnight!

Yeah. I guess i am the only weird soul who blogs early in the morning.
Beat me!
Ah losers!
I am so used to the life here. What am i gonna do when i get back to sg?
Getting my license is at the top of my A-List! No doubts about that!
Hmm.. language courses? Not AGAIN!
Erm..  dance? LOL
I just need some aggressive sports to fill in my life! =o)
Oh yes!
OH and to that bitch who says that my bust has grown BIGGER! Erm like no. I realised it didnt until yesterday. Yes... Basically, i was stuffing my ipod into my bra as i couldnt hold it on my hands as my hands are in used! In fact, i was so so SURE that my sexy pod wont fall out even if i were to bent.. Crapppp.. AND who knows? It fell out in the end. So the theiry is proven wrong. My bust is not growing anymore and that goes to the same to my height.

All right, this post was meant to be posted on erm? let meee see... last week but am not sure which day it was and this means this draft was left stagnant for ages. Oh well i wante to post it but the server got jam or something. Oh whatever. I cant remember precisely what had happened.

So much for technology. Just another fool.

BD commented on my sexy ipod!
He said " nice."
I was like OMG!!
HAHA
I love me ipod more than ever.
Thanks BD!
night.

I just felt this sudden anger boiling inside my BIG HEAD! I am gonna ignite so please put off the flames before it gets too evident.
OH well, it all started when i happened to chance upon this CNA article regarding the PSLE where as usual lameshit sgporean parents complaining about how tough the math paper was..blah blah... blah Like "OH my poor lit darling is too vexed and stress and he or she cant eat and is crying . " YEAH YEAH BLAME IT ON THE PAPER BLAME IT ON THE GOVT.. Argh whatever. Blame it on whoever u want but not urself or ur poor lit child. After reaing that article., hmm i guess it was early this week or something. AND TODAY again, parents are complaining AGAIN bout  the PSLE chinese paper . BUT this time round it is not how tough the papers were but how unfair it was  as the question was sort of similiar to some of the assessment books? Erm something along that line. SO what they were trying to say was that those who had done it before are at an upper hand as compared to those who apparently did not do that particular shit. Yet, another sleazy excuse.I am just so sick and irrtated by all this complaints. GET a life MAN. It seems so impossble to satisfy the needs of sgporeans. We are fussy, kiasu, fault-finding and JUst practically wants the best of both worlds. Hmm who wouldn't want it? However, one thing for sure, it is impossible to make someone better off without making someone worst off. AH yes " pareto optimality" . Does it ring a bell? HAHA.
All right, enough of this.

This week is pretty good i would say.
Manage to talk to BD! WHICH is my highlight of the week! So in love with him. how?!
OH! and i cant survive doing that slang.ANyway, i was just chatting with this vietnamese who was brought up here.So yeah aust slang. It is so tough trying not to slang because i have not really pick up on it and i didnt want to. I just wanted to be myself. BUt hell yeah, i dontknow why but the way i speak tends to change a little when ur talking to someone else as long as it is not a SINGAPOREAN! The way we talk changes esp to the westerners or other nationality. Which is weird but that is what i observe frm the ppl around me and sometimes i do that too! HA. I guess it is some sort of inferior kind of thing.. that makes us change? oh well. hmmm.. another issue to ponder ?

I have been thinking a lot lately. Lots of stuff- love? friends? studies? personal values? sex?
nah i was just joking on the last bit. HAHA. CAught YA BITCH! I knw what u guys are thinking! SO stop ur raunchy thoughts! 

OKay thats all for today my hardcore blog fanics! HAHA TATA! 

HEY! All right.. i am feeling really really tired right now. Ever seen fri... I have been enjoying my life like crazy.. Oh anyway i went to perth royal show again! YES LIKE WTF? Didint ijust went there ? Yeah.. this time round i went there without fifi but with my friends and cousin and OBVIOUSLY without the consent from my parents..So yeah..waste their $$ again! Whatever.
On fri, went to fifi rented apartment.OMG it was TOTALLY A RICH MAN MANSION PLEASE..EVERYTHING was so grand! The design was sleek and chic. Fuck good. I love the open concept where the kitchen has this really big squarish table...U know the kind u see it on MTV celebrity house. fuck cool. They even have a own private BBQ and OMG YES the SEAVIEW!!!! LIKE wtf? the people dont drive a car..They own a yatch or a boat? or whatever shit. For once, I feel like a princess! A rich one at least. SO yeah, played with fifi the entire day.. Bathe with her too... Initially, she wanted me to bathe with her ..ERM like totally naked? WTF? right? CAn u imagine she pressing my little nips.YUCKS. ewwww... really gross.so we ended up wearing swimming costume into the bath tub.LOL. joke please. MY cousin wore a FREAKING diver suit! LOL. fuck funny. Oh well, they are flying back on sunday! I will really miss them!

SAT went to gloria's house to have dinner plus drinking. OMG i cant believe i KO after 2.5 bottles of heineken!FUck. Weak! My head was fucking giddy after that. We were playing trur or dare. Anyway the main highlight was that I have finally STEPPED into a CLUB! YES GRACEY IN THE CLUB with her spinning like crazy!I guess it is more fun to drink before dancing so as to set in the mood. Went to metrocity at abt 11. All right metro is really big. Nice bar, hot dancers but unfortunately, BAD music. I didnt really like the music they were playing.. and the crowd was SOSO.. it was not the super HIGH kind odf thing.BUt Oh well ITS ASIAN what more can i expect? Oh and there was this weird angmoh that came dancing next to me.. and i was like wtF? I totally pretend or ignored him. Freaking weird.I cant believe i dare to dance ! So people call me out to club when i am back in sg! Ermmm... maybe after i attend some dance classes. Hmmm and then  i shall show off some of my groovy moves.... it is to DIE for!  =o)

All right... i am fucking tired. AND i am screwed. Lots of wk to do.. ahh fuck them all. night.

Heyyy! Yes i am alive! Sorry for really being lazy for these past few days?! I really didnt feel like blogging as i was feeling so tardy.. Anyway decided to blog today because of oyu Ho QIAOYING! For complimenting on my blog that it is more interesting than ur philosophy assignment! Like DUH! OBviously i am on the upper hand.. Hey philosophy is equivalent to law! Just another torturous unit!SO yeah i understand ur needs.Please read my blog more often whenever ur feeling down ,turned OFF or just simply bored. My blog does the trick at least there would be a smile or even a smirk spread across ur face whenever ur reading it anywhere ,anytime! HAHA i am invincible! Accept that!

All right back to business! ERM YESSSSS F1! Hmmmm... didnt get to hear the roaring of engine VROOOOOOOmm VROOOOOM ..fucking cool... i could still remember last year's event though i didnt get the tics but i was there to listen to the VROOOMM at least. It was rip roaring!!! RWAR!! The Bright lights, the speed , the atmosphere, the sweat, the crowd, the anitciaption. One word truly explains it all -IMPRESSIVE!
WOOOOOtT! I Shall get a ticket next time! Whatever it cost to be there. I will be there! Promise! =)
And URGH... Lewis Hamilton WON! U gotta to be kidding me! Not again! Yeah i know i am a hypocrite. Yeah i used to support him but not NOW! DAMN!

OH and i am so ashamed to be a singaporean for once after having to be away from sg! LIKE HELLO! I cant believe that there was actually a sudden power surge during the F1 Rock concert at Fort canning hill! LIke OMFG! HEYYYY it's singapore! Hmmm... why cant i sense kiasuism when it comes to this?? weirdd... DOnt they have some form of  backups or something? My bro told me that the singers had to actually sing without any sounds emitting from the speaker? Like WTH? I heard that Amei was one of the victim too! And so i decided to find the answer myself since lit bro is always lying to me.. and here it goes , extracted from CNA "Performances by Taiwanese diva A-Mei and Heavenly King Jacky Cheung were unfortunately marred by a glitch in the sound system on Thursday night, due to a power trip." Hmmm...interesting...Firstly, bro is not lying..okay i am sorry i love u. Secondly, WTF? It is such an insult to the international artist who are performing out of goodwill. I assume i guess.I bet they get a lump sum of money though. 
ANYWAY,  LOL i cant imagine that can actually happen!OMG i wanna get a glimspe of that look on the artist face! LOL fucking humorous! Someone GET ME a CHILL PILL! Crap! YEs i am jealous! BLACK EYE PEAS, NO DOUBT, BEYONCE! Screw u bitches! Like whats up man?Why are all the biggies coming here to perform when i am not in sg! Oh come on! Hmm i can imagine No doubt, gwen stefani singing and shouting and bringing the crowd to the mood and BLACK EYE PEAS! FERGIE! `I gotta the feeling, tonight is gonna be a good night..` LALALALA....AND woooo Beyonce Shaking her thing..her bootylicious! Awww.. I bet it was a blast!

Next topic, on why i am so paiseh to be a singaporean! Erm...u know that MISS SG WORLD who is gonna represent us??? I was like wth? She was charged with  credit fraud and 60 other charges.. OMG..ur crazy. gila..michousou! And a hell lot of  netizens are criticizing her on her english! I was watching youtube ..And i must say i was really WOW by her english. Like seriously, she was trying too hard to get the slang and it wasnt even a slang.. it was more like a Spang.Face it man! Just be urself! And i think there are so much more  better contestant out there. It makes me wonder how the hell did she win? seriously. Yeah yeah.. beauty pageants and the superficial world! What have i got say? I am superficial too! Just another sucker for looks. sad case. But that's the reality. Everyone are superficial at some point of time.  All right, Pick ur choice! Fucking a hot bod or a cold bod!? Not forget that u have to look at that person face while making love.. LIke gross can! My pick would be an average looking guy . HAHA. That is more practical!

I went for the perth royal show on sat! It was AWESOMENESSSSS! The ride that i took. It was nitro or something! DOnt ever be fooled by it's appearance.It looks noob but HELL when ur on it! IT is INCREDIBLE! I could feel myself  literally being thrown out of the seat. FOr a moment, i felt like dying! WOOO! I was screaming like crazy! AND my cousin said i was screaming weirdly.LIKE HEYYYY!! Iwas so fucking tired.I was screaming for the entire 3 mins or so! Like non stop.. I didnt want to scream but i couldnt control it! It WAS HELL! LOL but fun! Anyway , played with my little niece sophie and brought her to the animal farm. Oh yeah.,..in case ur wondering what on earth is PERTH ROYAL SHOW!! It is basically a carnival with rides, games, perfomormance..etc.. This event is is partly to celebrate the Queen's Bday as australia was under the britsh rule too! The carnival was really big! THey have lots of activities.It was cool.There was the animal farm. food exhibitions.IT was DAMN cool! They showed some display on REAL cakes that was SUper Duper made in perfection! If ur curious just see my FB pics! Shall post it up soon! I enjoyed myself! It was fun! The fireworks was damn good! WHat can i say!!! IT was Fantastic!!! marvelous!AWWWWW....breathtaking! It was a really closed up view. I love the concept of their fireworks! The place was big and thus no one is squeezing like crazy or packed like sardine as compared to sg! Where all the sua kus would gathered together like a chuck of shit to watch the firework.. It is a whole different concept here.Everyone is free to roam about as the fireworks blast high up in the sky.It was cool! Although iwas shivering like crazy as it was so fucking cold! Yeah i underestimated the temperature i guess..wooo it was chilly!My skin was so itchy due tot he dryness! I was scratching my legs like crazy..i bet a 100% that people may think i was some filthy freak who have not been to the showers for a 1000 days. Oh well! whatever!

All right...i am poning school tml..NAH just joking..i am staying at home and study instead.. IT's the QUeen BDAY tml! AND my fucked up uni is the only uni that is not granting School holidays.LIKE wth! The other unis are giving away holidays and NOT UWA! Seriously so much for the QUEEN BDAY! ANd it was suppose to be a public holiday! GRRRR>. watever.I am the QUeen NOW and it's a holiday for me tml! Lord raise the QUEEN! <---Gracey! Thanks ah! LOL all right NIGHT!
Time to get into my Cozy made of gold bed. YES it's made of GOLD! LIKE DUH i am the queen! NIGHT u humble servants!

My legs free so bare now! Opps there goes the hair. I got it remove.It looks better now without the unruly hair! =)

=o(  <--This is how i am feeling now.
Maybe a 16Million Lotto will get me out of  this shit.
Screw u world.

Like OMFG! Teletubbies are back! I cant believe CNA could actually considered as great "NEWS"! Like WOW! Big deal hey! On second thought, maybe it is really that BIG! Hmm.... what are their name? Po,lala, tipsy,Tinky winky? Crap. i do remember theirs names. And OMG..i could actually remember the song. Oh crap get it out of my head.. The song is reverbating through the nerves in my brain. GET OUT! Screw you 4 pieces of faggot dicks. I hate tipsy because of the dick protruding out from his head. Like wtf? I dont even know their gender.Are they gay or worst still, hermaphrodite!! EEEKK! Gross! Tipsy is gonna make his woman really proud with his dickhead. Hmm.. i dont know why.. But their comeback is seriously turning me off. This is really bad. URGH!

Anyway, i have been a closet mugger for these past few days. Hmm... not that bad.Study is fun.My cousin is coming back soon to attend his convocation. This is not any ordinary event but a watershed event that commemorates a significant milestone in one's life! OH Boy! I cant wait for my turn. Woooo..skype with qy today! LIke omg..this is my first time i showed my face to my friend. QY ur so damn lucky that i showed my priceless face to you and not steffy. Hmm..skype is indeed a man's best friend.At least for me. All right i wanna get on with stuffs.Bye.

All right..I am so into the holiday mood.
I cant be bothered with the stack of law assignment and stats test to study and do.
For now, it's like whatever.
Hmmm.. as usual, i bet i will start to feel  fluster,agitated,fucked up. Someone push the panic button please! Shake me real hard!
Then again, how often does a holiday comes by? Hmmm...like 5 times in a year.LIKE OMG.. There are so little public holidays here exclusing the school breaks. LIKE what is NO holidays ON the QUEEN BDAY! I was like WTF? Are you serious? IT was stated in the UWA list of holiday that"THE QUEEN BDAY IS NOT A SCHOOL HOLIDAY" LESSONS SHALL RESUMED!!!"   Oh holycow. Hmmmmm.... shall play hard for now and study real smart when school reopens.

OH...On saturday night, we went to northbridge to try the Hk restaurant. Did u even see that word "NIGHT". LIKE OMG...this is like one of my first time that  i even left the house so late!!!! LIKE hello...it is sooo dangerous here especially at night...where it is so fucking dark and anyone may bounce and rape yall.SERIOUSLY, and that freaks me out.  Luckily, we have our mafia gloria to protect us.I mean she is more experienced and she drives us home whenever it's late. After the long wait, she finally turned up and we went in to indulge!!The food was pretty good.I love the sui yuk best. The skin was ultra crunchy and cripsy. You could practically hear the "Crunch" sound as i place my cute little teeny weeny teeth on the soft and tender meat.Wooooo...indulgence! We ordered 3 dishes- Combination BBQ meat set,spinach with garlic and seafood hotpot. The bill was like 75 bucks.Hmm.. well, reasonable price i guess. That dinner was funas we were laughing away and practically just talking cock with my friend gloria and my cousin. The 3 of us are always together. WE attend lectures together, have lunch together..WE are like triplets.Which is good.
ANyway, after the dinner we went for a walk around northbridge where gloria said that it is one of the most happening nightlife in perth.Yeah, it is true.There were so many nightclubs and they looked really cool. The girls are all dressed in mini sparkingling sequin dresses.Bascially any form of clothes that flaunt their legs and cleavage.LIke it was so fucking cold.I bet they were freezing like hell. But oh well, for the sake of beauty and vanity and for the sake of getting laid.Why not? Anyway, it is so common to see really really long limousine.OMG like Heyyyy PIMP MY RIDE BITCH! All the people were all ready to party the night out. So anyway we wanted to check out the asian club-Metrocity. Like it is one of the most famous asian club in perth. SO yeah we started out like journeu by walking in circles and circles for an hour.Like Wtf? IS metrocity so rundown that we cant even find it... Like helloo...errr asian club...it cant be as good as the angmohs. And there was this ang moh club called Library..Like fuck! Omg the exterior was damn glam! A perfect place to party. Hmmm..so next time ican tell mummy.." heyy mummm, i am going to the library tonight.. no worries yeah?" WOOOOO... coolshit. nah..i was just joking i will never step in there.
The hightlight on the day was when we bumbed into a group of aussie and they were like " Hey ladies do u wanna come to the motel and have some fun with us?" We totally ignored them and walked off with our heads up high.LIKE FUCK you. Go fuck urself bastards .You ill mannered brats. So after the long search, we finally founf metrocity.OMG.. it was unbelievable! It was real big! That club is probably bigger than any clubs in sg! I mean hey it is as big as a shopping center.LIKE are u kidding me? An asian glamour club does exist here!! Like perth! Cool man. And uwa is having a cocktail party at metrocity after the school holidays on sat i think. I do feel like going but i am in a dilemma. Like what to wear!!! Grrr. got to go get some clothes! Firstly, i cant dress like a slut,whore or a hoe. And if i ever do go.This is gonna be the first time i ever club. wooooooohooooo... daring shit. Never club in sg and immediately jump to an upper level. Oh well, shall think about it again.

Today, no monday blues because WHY?? NO school!! DUH. Went to perthcity to have dimsim again with my friends and also to accompany a friend to buy a Bday gift for his gf in sg.LIKE omg...they are all so fucking dirty rich please. They were totally checking out the high end stalls.Errr not stalls but Boutique! We went into to Burberry,LV,Gucci,Bally,Armani etc. High end like shit. The bags in burberry is really fucking pretty n HOT. The price is EVEN HOTTER TOO! Anyway the sales person was fucking hot.HE is totally a model material please. SOmeone get me an oxygen tank...i cant breatheeee...helpppp...I cant believe it! I have never seen such a hot dude in my entire life...Like errr close up kind at least. His hair was so hot.Everything about him is hot. LOL and so we left the boutique with smiles on our face and it's not because we bought anything. It was just him. We wne to the wembley for dinner.It is a bar and a great dinning place to eat. Ordered pizza and a butterscotch with some crap martini.It was damn good. The pizza was thin and it was made with a perfect touch.I love it. The price as good too. Like really reasonable.,...OMG...i have been spending quite a lot on food recently..Mummy dont kill me.. u want me to stay healthy and strong and fit and TALL right.. That's what i am doing now! It is gonna be another titing day tomorow again.We'll be going to cottosloe beach and fremantle to take pictures and of course not forgetiing the best fish n chips, BBQ seafood that i am gonna walllop as soon as it reaches the table!! WOOHOO cant wait.. it is gonna be a all girl outing tml! Bitch day! cant wait. Fortunately it is not raining tml!!! yipeee... ALl right i wanna shit.bye.

OMFG! I cant wait for Gossip girl to be aired on 14th sep!!!!!! I have been watching the teasers. It is so frigging cool!!! As usual Chuck is fucking HOT, nate is cute, Serena Super HOT and blair is pretty. I bet there is so much drama going on this season. Seriously, I cant wait anymore! Wooo.. another show that is really tempting me is GLEE. Hmmm... i think they are already showing it in aussie but i think i have missed a lot of episodes! Oh well, i think it is just another HSM kinda thing but probably the more mature version?

Anyway, exams are finally over.YES FINALLY OVER! NO spelling errors for this!!
At last, another hiatus from schoolwork  for errrrr at least 2 days? Since, i have been skipping lectures..This break would be a great time for me to listen to lectopia and catch up with the stuffs that i have missed out on. And Again i am officially lost in law. I guess i have to start reading the damn text again. Hmmm.. and who says life here is easy? Lots of assignments and readings to do. Hmmm...well, at least it is not as stressful as my Jc life. so yeah..No complaints kay.

I am going out for dinner later in the evening at the Hk restaurant at northbridge that sells Roast pork or in canton "Siu yuk",roast duck and practically all kinds of canton food i presume.Woooo this is heavenly! Just the smell of it gets me horney..errr i mean salivating.. Nothing is simpler than a meal of siu yuk or roast pork and rice. The saltiness and crackling of the skin is satisfying. wooooohoooooo! WANT some???
NAh... go get your own loser!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! GIVE ME MORE FOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

yawn. I wanna shop again! But the shopping here is really dreadful..I just cant get the same satisfaction that i get when i shop online. AH HUH! YES ! That feeling is beyond words.It is divine! Well, and this all boils down to the law of diminishing marginal returns.ALL right enough of econs.BUT how to? Econs is everywhere. Every decision we make is related to econs. What we eat?what we do? how we spend our time? All these involves opportunity cost? I love econs!  It is magical! Like how the graphs depicts  all the differernt kind of meaning and actions .It is so amazing that a little graph could do so much to this world.

I love what i am doing now and i wanna do well.
Be a wannabe! 
All right, time to wash up! BYE

Bye dad n mum! See yall in 3 mths time! I guess they are probably on the plane now ! There goes my princess life and back to the slavery lifestyle. Yeah, Welcome to my world of house chores!

Even though they are here only for a week, but their presence here does makes a lot of differences. Like waking up super duper early ..erm 5am?? when i am still sleeping soundly in bed. AND i NEVER fail to get up early on time because my parents are always talking really loud and the walls are not sound proof at all. It is as in they are talking in the bedroom! They did every thing for us like my mum washing the dishes, mopping the floor, cleaning the loo, my dad collecting the laundries, preparing and cooking every meal for us. I can still remember every single damn thing- like he telling me that he loves smell of the handsoap that i am using in my apartment. Anyway, it's honey and erm?? DAMN i forgot what it was. YEAH so the smell is pretty awesome.It is as if ur eating some butterscrotch sweets..Hmm i love that fragrance too. As they always says LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER!  World best dad and mum! Even simple things like cutting the watermelon for me to eat does says a lot. I love u daddy and mummy!

On the way to the airport, dad told me to be a "good girl". I dont know why but it seems like it has been a really long time since he last said that to his little daughter. Hmmm... and that feeling came back again. I hate to part with my mum as she is always giving me that "cant bear to part look"... grrrrr... i knew she would avoid staring into my eyes whenever i part with her. AHHH HUH! The same old thing is happening again! It is exactly the same scenerio - the day where i left sg. And the day where i left everything behind - my friends, family and relatives. shucks!
In fact, i am not feeling down or super homesick kind of thing. Because, i know i have been through more than that and i can withstand that force that is pushing me back.
I am a STRONG girl. I will never forget what my little niece told me! It is so cute for her to even say that. Awww fifi ask my bro why didnt i visit her? and she she told him that she is going to aussie to see me... OMG that is super duper cute of her! I miss her sooo sooo much!

11 OCTOBER! I am waiting for yall!

Anyway, i think i will post my tute after my exams which is the next following week. Be sure to laugh ur ass off! Hopefully it;s funny enough.
I know it will. U funny crown, gracey.
Rightttt... night! =)

I am just being random here.I just have this sudden urge to blog.OMG! LIKE SERIOUSLY. My fingers are really itchy! I just wanna type type type! Anyway, dad n mum will be flying off tonight! Woo that's really fast. I am so gonna miss them . I am gonna miss them for fetching me to school, doing my laundries, washing the pile of dishes, cleaning the toilet, mopping the floor and basically all the BLOODY house chores. This entire week was awesome. Live like a queen, eat like a queen. Aww if only mum could stay a little longer..just a little longer.
The next group of visitors would be my cousin 's family.Oh well they are here to attend his graduation ceremony.WOO it is gonna be so nice.Perfect ambience, perfect setting! I tell you the pictures here would be soo soo much better than singapore. I cant wait for my turn. =o)

Even though, i have been staying for almost 2 months. I have yet to know any aussie celebrities, artists or whatever crap..not even the iconic figures.AND this is really bad. I guess the only iconic figures that i really do know would be the PM kevin rudd and OF COURSE MIRANDA KERR , VS supermodel. Fuck hot. Other than that, i have absolutely no idea who is the best singer, pornstar, stripper,dirtbag, fucker,bitch etc.. 

My nieces are coming soon. 11 OCT! i cant wait to play ,dance,sing and sleep with them. so cute. We are so gonna have an awesome time together.LIKE DUH it;s gracey!

Skyping with my little niece is so cute. so adorable. I wanna fly back to sg LIKE NOW to pinch her chubby cheeks. She fell down testerday and had a bruise on her little dickhead. Awww..fifi!

Anyway, enough of my phedophile moments. I am going to have dim sim tomorrow again! like AGAIN! I dont really have the craving for it though but whatever since it is free.Why not? I am sooo gonna skip breakfast just for it! All right time to get to my little cozy bed. It is calling desperately for me " gracey comeee here, i am waiting". <--- ignored this... it sounds scary? but on second thought nahhh i think it sounds horney  instead.

oh well, night!

Firstly, i am really sorry that i have to delay my gracey tute to another entry...Hmmmm i dont know why but it seems that i have not developed any inspirational for it YET. Soon, i promised.

Next up, iwould like say SORRY to that old lady on the bus just now! OMG as i wasnt sure of the direction so i told her that the bus has not reached the destination that she wanted to go. BUT IN ACTUAL FACT, the bus had passed the busstio way long time ago! OMG... i was fucked up embarassed. I couldn't believe it! DAMN! FUCK!

Because of this, i feeling kinda sorry! What a screwed up day! I am ovulating again! Can you hear my biological clock? Tick tock tick tock!
Oh there goes another disintergrated egg into the pad or down the drain? EKkk! yeah i know GROSS OUT! 
 DAMN it! Mine was really heavy today. It had probably collected 10000tonnes of blood. I swear i even wore an ultra long auntie pad! OMG.. It was practically covered with blood except for the ends so is erm 5/6 filled with blood and 1/6 free from blood! How cool can that be! Since it more expensive over here,I am learning to save pads and not changing it all the time. I am ensuring that all of them are used to the MAX ! NOT even a spot less without the blood.WOOO! On second thought, I think i am wrong! In fact, the pads might not be that costly since i have ot really scout at look at the price yet.I was just assuming it was.Furthermore, HEY its aussie and woman are given priority and if i am not wrong, I think there are no tax charges when one is to purchase an ample sum of pads! awwww..my tummy is aching again! For all i know, this time round, my period was as silent as a bitch! I didnt even know it came until LIKE duh when i pee? Why would i peek at my pussy at odd times right? Seriously! I mean my period is really weird and there were no signs at all that it was coming.Usually, i would crave for choclate during my period or practically anything that is SWEET! YES YES SWEET! I love snacking on sweet stuffs during the release of my bloody floodgate. YAWN!

Anyway here's some tips to maximise the use of ur pads if ur really tight on budget or just simply lazy to change it!
1) Visit the loo frequently and forced yourself to urine.At the same time, some of the blood would be released.ANd u will be surprised how much blood actually floods when u pee and how much clean empty space u can actually save on ur pad. COOLSHIT i tell you.If ur bladder is being a bitch and the pee doesn't come out at all, just keep shaking ur butt in that squatting position till the blood flows. yeah kinda gross but it may work. I have not try it out personally though,Hey it's justa suggestion

2)Stay still and dont move or sit on a chair and not move unless u need to go home or something. I realised that whenever i get up from the chair...the damn thing just flows like nobody's business. HMPH!

3)ARE YOU CRAZY! hey it's period okay! If you dont change ur pad, u will stain ur pants like crazy! I doubt that there would be such crazy cheapo manics out there when it comes to period! If your one of them! I suggest u to use newspaper instead and that would save u lots of $$$$$$. U can get it free newspaper from the MRT, garbage trucks or even stealing it from the library. Cool huh? Just a word of caution, if u ermmm really use the newspaper method ...the money save can be used to treat ur yeast infection or investing in some whitening products to make ur pussy spick and span.WHITE FREE! get it?

4)OH and another thing is DONT ever drink cold drinks or even cooling drinks like tea at least when ur not at home.It just increase the rate of blood flow like 10000 times. Besides that it is a double whammy! U not only feel the reservoir of blood but the pain too! Unless u want to test ur limits, then go ahead.No one is stopping yall!

All right, here are the 4 tips that i can think of for now. I think there are a whole lot more.SO just try experimenting on it when ur really bored and fucking free.

AND yes cant wait to get over with this law assignment! Oh and dad n mum has been staying with me for 6 days already. They have been treating me like a lit princess! OF course i am the lit princess. ATe lobster at frementle that day and the BBQ seafood was fucking good. I cant wait for FIFI to come n visit me during october and then i would psycho them to bring me there again! YAY! I hope mum buys chicken from nandos today! NANDOS EXTRA SPICY is TO DIE FOR! IT is really tasty! all right gtg and get back to law.BYE!

I decided to blog a really short post since i am still waiting for my little pot-bellied to subside. For this entire week, i have been feeling so lethargic and sick. I even slept at 8 yesterday.LIKE HELLO WHAT"S the PROBILITY THAT P( that gracey sleeps before12)= ??
HAHA...Like 0.20 please. And i woke up at 3 plus and felt soo soo much better after that.   =O)    <--- i created this! DAMN cute right!

Anyway..pardon me for being so gay.
My parents will be here TOMORROW like 3PM.!! And my friend Gloria is driving us to the airport to fetch my 2 little pumkins (dad n mum)! YAY! HERE COMES MY STUFFS! LOL. Ermmm... and lots and lots of nagging and endless showering of love from my parents? Lit bro please dont get jealous! They have endowed enough love on you.IT's my turn now. Hey let's play it  fair all right?

We are gonna cook some of our specialities! LIKE HELLO GRACEY IN ACTION okay! Hmmm... although my parents are here..Somehow it feels like they had come at the wrong timing as i have soo sooo much work to do. And the workload never seems to be depleting even a teeny wenny bit. YAWN!

DAMN IT! Those bitches had a lunch meet- up today at NUS engineering! How i wish i was there! Laughing, gossiping,nagging,complaining, horneying and practically doing everything together.Like what we would always do! =)
Almost had a chance to skype with them! AWWW.. Hopefully there would be another chance.
They say " Opportunity knocks once" but i beg to differ! They knock TWICE! And this time round, i am gonna grab it all!

Next tutorial :" How to control your fart!" Volume one!  Wait for my interesting tute coming up soon!! =)
Well, basically it is volume one because this is my first time writing and researching on it based on my personal experience and others too! opps. All right for now, go and think of some ways to control ur fart and be sure to read my LJ to see if what ur doing is practical and HELL effective??  Bye guys.